Connections - Episode 3

I don't know.

Was it convenience? Maybe. So, you want to come inside? No. No. I shouldn't. Thanks for the ride.

You look like shit. Thanks. No, really. You look like shit.

That's really helpful.

I feel awesome now. So how is the skank?

Oh, you know. Another day, another dick.

What do you see in her? She was really great. Fuck me, not again. What is that supposed to mean? Listen to yourself. She was really great, but what about now? There was always enough to hold on to. We just get each other. And you get her now that she's fucking half the football team?

No, it makes me feel like shit, okay? Are you happy now?

Very. What do you think? She's gonna come around and decide that Dick isn't divine? I did. She loves the cock. Yeah, I know. She is a certified card-carrying cock connoisseur. I get it. A real willy-whacker. A monkey-spunker. A banana-tally-whacker. I get it! Somewhere between her sleeping around and fucking at the campus.

I get the fact that she isn't gonna be gay and I have to move on.

I deserve better. You cunt. You knew this whole time that we agreed and we just went through this whole routine? What can I say?

I love to fuck with you.

So you wanna go upstairs and fool around? Celebrate? I'll let you get to second base.

No offense, but you're not my type.

I'll take the bullring off. But just for you and just this once. No thanks. I'll pass. Suit yourself. You probably couldn't handle me anyway. Now that, I can believe. You're blocking my sun.

I just moved in next door.

Yeah, I saw you move in yesterday. Whatever.

Listen, uh, I'm kind of new, so I don't know too many people. I hope this doesn't seem too forward, but do you maybe want to show me around?

Look, Calvin is it? I don't hang around with just anyone. It'd ruin my rep. Jesus, don't you know who I am?

Not really, no.

Hello! She kind of thinks she's a big deal.

I am a big deal! Oh, so you're one of those. One of those? You're right. I don't know who you are, but I know the type. If you ever feel like coming down to reality and slumming it with the rest of us, I'll be around.

Nice guy. Too bad he isn't popular.