Connections - Episode 2

That's attractive.

Beat it. I think I can help.

Listen, I don't need your help. You're all creeps.

That's a brash oversimplification.

Well, I've had enough experience to make an educated statement.

Well, you know, sampling is tricky. Excuse me? Well, I'm a social major.

Wow. That's a phony major.

That's totally not true. Sociology teaches how to conduct a randomly sampled survey. Very pertinent in this situation.

So, it's only effective use is picking up women who have no interest in you?

Basically.

Effective.

Regardless, let me continue. I wish you wouldn't... Right. Well, see, the problem with sampling is, unless you understand the population at large, you have no idea whether your sample is actually random.

So, I should sleep with completely random people now?

Of course not. But, without a completely random sample, your data is skewed.

So, I should sleep with you to keep my data random?

That's not exactly what I'm saying, but I wouldn't hate it either.

Does this ever work?

Surprisingly, no. Shocking. All I'm saying is, you may be hanging around the wrong people that gives you the wrong impression of guys in general.

Look at me. Do I look like I need this right now?

I get it. If you're ever tired of being right, here's my number. Give me a call.

I'll do that.

Will you marry me?

Sweetheart. No.

Sandra, but I love you.

Oh, I know you do. And I love you too. In a way, but... no.

I can change.

You're a sweetheart for asking. I'm really touched. So do you guys have any? Hell yeah. Check it out. Not weed, idiot. Coke.

Oh, nah. We don't mess with that shit.

That's too bad, because we could really, really go for some right now. It always makes me really, really hot. But if you don't have any, I guess we'll just go. No, no, no, wait, wait.

We don't have any, just because we finished it all. Yeah, finished it all. But don't worry, we could get some.

That's good. Very good. You just call me when you get it. Why do we just do that? Those guys are gross. Of course they are. That's why they'll do anything we say. It's so evil. Yeah, I know. Do you even know what cocaine is? Of course I know what cocaine is, don't you? I think so.

I mean, we talk about it in health class. What, with Ms. Baker? Yeah. That woman is a complete dyke. Totally. So why are we doing this again? Because Kelly told Karen that Maria's brother did it. He's so lame. I know, but that got Kelly thinking.

So she, Melinda, Valerie, and Sam all did it at the beach last weekend. If they did it, we totally have to do it. Totally. I mean, those skanks can't outdo us. Definitely. This is such a good plan. Yeah, I know.