Connections - Episode 8

I told you, I don't know you enough. I wouldn't bet dollars to donuts against it. Well, if I was a bitch, I wouldn't care if you thought I was. Flawless logic. I'm glad I could be a part of it. No, you're not looking at me. I know. Look at me! Fine. Asshole. I'm really not. Okay. Hello? Really?

Tonight?

That'd be cool. Definitely. See you tonight. Bye. What is she doing in there? It's been like half an hour. She's probably curling her hair like you told her to.

Hi. Hey. We just came to apologize for what happened before. Is Clarissa around?

She's getting ready. We're waiting for her. Apologize for what?

You know, from what happened before.

Before? I don't know you guys. I'm sorry. You look familiar. Wait, I do know you guys. You're the stoners that go to my school. I think they failed out of class.

No, we didn't. Ashley, Mike's third in our class. You sit behind me in algebra. You cheat off me constantly.

That's fascinating, really, but I don't care. You guys are Larry's friends.

Oh, yeah. Hey, how are you?

I'm... Don't... Don't worry about her. Don't you guys have some smoking to do or something? But I thought that... No, not here, hippies. I'm sorry. Move along. Go on, beat it. Bye. That was so mean. What? You're horrible. I mean, they did nothing to you. They're losers, Tal. That's enough. Just shut up. Shut up?

No one tells me to shut up, Sarah. I'm sick of your shit. I don't need your approval. Clarissa may fall for your games, but I don't. Okay, then what about Larry? What about Larry? I thought you liked him. I did. Then what happened? We had problems. You had problems?

Or did you just fall for my little games just a little bit too much? Yeah, yeah, that's right. The wheels are turning. And as for Clarissa, why did she sleep with Justin? Because she wanted to? Doubtful. I hold the power here, Tal. Don't forget that. Clarissa is popular because I say so.

And there is nothing that you can do about that. No, that is where you are wrong. I could ruin you with the snap of my finger. Did you forget who taught you everything you know? Oh my god, that was like ten years ago. You're old and crusty.

Yeah, but I'm a little bit wiser and I still have tricks up my sleeve. What are you gonna do, go tell them to your boyfriend? Oh, that's right, you don't have one. Oh. Hardly, Sarah. You say you're such a slut. What if I say you have herpes? Everyone will believe me. You don't have the balls.

You just wait.

What just happened? Man, we got played. Oh. Why? Because we're losers, Ed. Oh.